Attention: In accordance with the passage of Bush's new No Child Shall Be Maligned policy, "bullies" may no longer be referred to as such for fear of stigmatizing said individuals. That, in turn, may lead to stunted emotional development which, as reported in the American Journal of Medicine, has been directly linked to cases of "seriously fucked up adults". As of April 20, 2005 "bullies" must now be referred to as "pituitarily advantaged, forceful juvenile influence peddlers (PAFJIPs)". Bush recently held a press conference at a college campus in Fort Worth, TX to announce the passage of this bill. He began by stating, "Children are not bullies. Bullies are terrorists. That means they like to "terrorize" people with stuff like nukular bombs because they hate freedom. They love terror." At that moment he accidentally dropped Tom DeLay off the balcony when he spotted Booger & Lamar carrying a home-built robot towards their dormitory room. He and Ogre began chanting "nerds! nerds! nerds!" between mouthfuls of beer.
Apr 22, 2005
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Would "geeks, geeks, geeks" been better? Oh, or "dorks, dorks, dorks"?
Anyhoo, I loved that when I was little people, even my teacher could call me a little terror and no one gave a crap. Oh this PC world...
Lois Lane
P.S. thanks for coming by Home Fires again :)
Bullying is celebrated in Canada. The bullies have there own organization called Bullies Are Regular Fellows or BARF for short.
I glad the U.S.A. is finally catching up to the rest of the world in celebrating this misunderstood group.
Up with BARF..
ha ha ha! That's how I'm going to refer to them from now on.
won't they be confused when I call them a little pafjip.
I can only imagine the phone calls I'm gonna get!
wow. You have truly captured the spirit of Dubya in this post
Ha! Amusing as always!
I guess that means we Canadians are doomed then. We still refer to them as bullies and as such I would guess that Dubya will focus his military might on our terrorist bullies right after he's done overseas.
Listen up Canucks!! Start waxing those birchbark destroyers and putying up those leaky subs. Deployment is inevitable!!
Hello & welcome new posters. Make yourselves at home. Have a piece of toffee (they're leftovers from Halloween).
If the US fights Canada it'll be fisticuffs since there's no money left for weapons. Put up yer dukes, Saskatoon!
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