My shoulder's injured and all by myself I had to apply BenGay onto that area right below, and between, the shoulder blades. Let me tell you, it was no easy feat but I managed. Alas I hurt my other shoulder in order to do so. A little BenGay oughta fix this right up! And like Conan O'Brien said, it's the best selling product with the word "Gay" in it's name!
Fake Fakt Friday:
A new, occasional 'beginning of the week' feature. We here at GodHasWheels can dish with the worst of 'em. Eat your heart out Joan Rivers! (if it's not some steel-constructed, electronic, surgical implant, in which case your dentures will not be strong enough to penetrate)
Did you know, the new Triple X movie XXX: State of the Union was originally to be released as XXX 2: XXXX (Quadruple X). However a rival faction of marketing execs believed XXX 2: XXXXXX (Sextuple X) was the correct mathematics. Much blood was shed. The opposing sides finally compromised and settled on the current generic name by randomly amalgamating words from film titles in the studio's vaults. I wouldn't say it if it weren't true!
Apr 17, 2005
It smells like you're slathered in Crest toothpaste
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charlie chaplin cures physical pain. i've experienced it myself. (or he works like vicodin and relievingly relocates the pain.)
i can't wait for the porno bastardization of that title
ie. white men can't hump
One of these days I plan on checking out that Chaplin fellow. Fatty Arbuckle too.
Yeah, I think 'XXX 2:XXXXXX' would have brought in the late night PeeWee Herman/George Michael crowd too.
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