Sarah Silverman's movie Jesus Is Magic will soon be out. She is too funny.
GodHasWheels Previews the NBA 2005-06 Season:
New Jersey Nets open tonight. They'll be Atlantic champs. Nenad Krstic! Nenad Krstic! Ian Eagle is a great announcer who got shafted by the YES network though.
Everyone not named "Spurs" is playing for 2nd place. Correct is the analyst who stated only an injury to Tim Duncan or an act of god will prevent San Antonio from winning it all. In fact, if not for that miracle Derek Fisher bullshit 2 years ago this would be the Spurs 4th straight title. The media's finally wisened up; a team doesn't need old-ass Jack Nicholson as a fan to be deadly. And Ginobili's awesome. Jasikevicius is a good pickup for Indiana. Desmond Mason got scrod. Poor KG. I've never seen Wally throw a pass; in that respect he's like the white Yinka Dare. Olowokandi PLAYS like a white Yinka Dare. Dwyane Wade's cool but Converse sneakers have slippery soles. No Sprewell in the league. Excellent. Lebron James' head is too small for his body. Ditto Kobe (who is still a rapist). Knicks have 14ft. of fat, useless centers. Kevin Harlan will force me to mute many games because of his imbecilic catchphrases.
Players that clip and polish their nails on the bench need to stop that shit right now. All Yao Ming haters please take a belt and go hang yourselves from your shower curtain rods. Gonna be a good season.
Nov 2, 2005
Jesus Is Magic
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Yeah, the NHL rules. I don't know who the NJ Nets are though..Hockey rules, wooohooo..
I was hoping you'd have a basketball-related post today! Isn't this the greatest time of year, when the whole season is in front of us, and hopes are high? Love it!
Passing isn't Wally's job. Wally's job is to stand in the corner and wait til somebody throws him the ball, at which time he is to toss it toward the basket without pausing so much as an instant. He still passes 300 times as much as Sam Cassell ever did.
It's going to be an excellent season, indeed, though I am on pins and needles waiting to see where Sprewell is going to land. Guess that depends on who gets hurt first.
hb2- What's going on with all that double digit scoring in hockey? That's not right!
suzi- This is definitely the best time of year: autumn, NBA, halloween, thanksgiving! The beginning of the season I'm always eager to see who's improved, both individually and as a whole. Alas no fantasy basketball for me this year but I'm still amped.
I know this is a typical "guy comment". I don't care.
About Sarah Silverman: Not only is she funny, she's pretty hot too.
Sarah Silverman is so sick. I think I love her.
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