Jun 19, 2005

handlebar mustache

The next blog>> button should be renamed the wild stripper picture of the day>> button. Tell it like it is, Blogger.

Seeing others track search-terms that brought curious passersby to their sites, I got to wondering what might lead strangers to mine. Alas, after some ruminating I fear I've isolated the topics I mention most. And so, in no particular order, I present: Godhaswheels: your cyber-source for 80's hair metal, cold cereal, & George W. Bush. So there you have it. Boy-o that sucks! Of course, this is a moot point since strangers don't come by. I suspect if I were to mention handlebar mustache a few more times that might change. A lotta freaks out there!

13 comments:

sumo said...

Cold cereal is my life! Cold cereal should be president...because it has personality and it can talk...and it tastes good too.

Kevin said...

You lie. I went in search of stripper pictures and I got test posts and alien alphabets. Eventually some need for a language pack to display scripts....got into some kinda loop and I had to Ctrl+Alt+Del to get out of it. I need a nap and adult supervision. You promised strippers.

Rainypete said...

Where is this fabled stripper button at!?!

All I get is blogs in other languages and sales pitches. Dammit!

katie said...

I always seem to get the stripper pictures while I am at work. Not good.

You know what brings random people to my blog (according to stat counter)? Ashton Kutchers toes. I have no idea why. That and bob barkers salary. Again, no clue.

glomgold said...

sumo-I'm sure cold cereal wouldn't have started a war so rashly either! Let's all worship cold cereal.
kevin-That "next>>" button is tiresome; a nap will help. The key is not to try searching for the strippers. They'll show up on their own. Repeatedly!
rainypete-Hmm, maybe my PC is doing a Tivo "I know what you want before you do" thing! Either that or it's a "watched kettle trying to boil" gig.
katie-Maybe Ashton Kutcher has really deformed toes? Ick. (I'm still waiting on that Bob Barker salary).

Happy and Blue 2 said...

The next button whisks us off to a magical world that I don't understand.
No one finds my blog on interesting searches either. I'm going to start swearing soon..

Violet said...

Well, cereal does seem to be a big feature in your blog...

Martini Love said...

People have found mine for searching for "Why do white people love Diet Coke" and "foot fetish" hummmm...some people make me wonder!

katie said...

Yeah, so apparently they are webbed. Weird. As for bob barkers salary, I haven't the foggiest. Apparently about 2 people a day are interested though.

Adrienne said...

LOL...cold cereal.

I have no idea what brings people to my blog. I'll have to investigate.

portuguesa nova said...

I often wonder what percentage of blogspot is porn and spam.

Mr Anigans said...

you guys get such normal stuff. i repeatedly get hit for "midget bodybuilders"

also "conspiracy of anemic masturbators"
still don't get that one

L said...

well, that's actually a rather good byline, you know