Mar 21, 2005

Viagra use on the ...'rise' (snicker)

If I am not mistaken a recent radio ad announced that Viagra is now available in fast-dissolving reditab form, without a doctor's prescription.
In other news, Pfizer also just announced their surprising partnership with website: www.SlippingMickeysInMensDrinksAtTheBar2GiveThemEmbarrassingErectionsCanBeFun.com

Though most likely it's a bit messed up lookin', I have finally adjusted my blog template to more of my liking. A shout out to the Hello! program for making this a difficult process.

Repulsive Person of the Week:
So many white collar criminals to choose from, so little time. Today I opt for Bernard Ebbers, felonious WorldCom ex-CEO. He cooked the books, lied all around, and just seemed like a jackass. But what pushed him over the top for me is the additional fact that WorldCom declared bankruptcy from that fiasco and so shafted us in Jersey with tons of debt from the farked up EZ-Pass system they implemented on our highways. Thanks Ebbers! Enjoy tossing cellmate Bubba's salad for the next few decades!

5 comments:

Happy and Blue 2 said...

I am currently on the Viagra patch. It is causing a boner of contention between me and my friends.
Plus me feel lightheaded a lot..

Mr Anigans said...

i also dig on the shark graphic you got.

kim said...

First, the despicable thing about white collar criminals is that although they cause sooo much more damage than street crime, they are never punished accordingly. Well, I'm sure you know that. Second, I used to have Worldcom and it was AWESOME. It was great. Reliable. I never paid for text messages either. Then one day they went bankrupt and sold me to the devil (Cingular). Also, a man at my work had an allergic reaction to trazadone (sleep aid) and had a several-hours lasting erection that he had to go to the ER for, where several needles drained his little friend. Sounds not fun.

L said...

still not as repulsive as Anne Coulter...

Sara said...

I like the jesuses at the top, the pac-man at the bottom and the shark in between.

And, Kim, that erection story is painful. I don't even have a penis.