If I were elected president I would promise every family a pony. It would then be up to you, citizen, to obtain from it health care coverage, retirement funds, improved public education, and homeland security. Families earning less than $200,000 would receive an additional pony.
Nov 1, 2004
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just think what i could do with a pair of ponies. the possibilities are limitless!
now that she mentions it...
No camels. Ponies! And they can surf if you want 'em too, but not on the peoples' dime!
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