If you ever find yourself conversing with a self-flagellating, child-molesting, seal-clubbing, poop-o-phile, and when it's time to part ways he says to you, "don't do anything I wouldn't do", tell him to stow it.
I like long walks on the beach followed by a cozy night at home in front of a fire (maybe even in the fireplace!) where I will then proceed to break your spirit with a long-winded lecture about the crushing pain of life.
You like-a da juice? The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice.
1 comment:
i suspect that the self-flagellating, child molesting, seal-clubbing poop-o-philes are already in church.
"he who farts in church sits in his own pew" haha....that always cracks me up.
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