Are you lonely and seeking correspondence? Has the thrill of life abandoned you at ennui's doorstep like a flaming sack o' simile-ical* poop? Peep this: PrisonerLife, a site dedicated to felons in search of penpals... and more. Their extensive member directory provides photos, bios, & release dates. If you have a forgiving nature and sustained faith in the fundamental goodness of humankind, take a gander. I of lost hope, broken spirit, & stone heart advise against submission of SSN#s. Good Luck.
*I don't know how to convert simile into an adjective.
Sep 25, 2005
Lonely Guy
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I know it's hard to find a good man, but can't most women do better than a FELON?!! :-O
My grandma showed me this page once.
I'm going to leave that there and not offer an explanation.
I think it's weird that all that informatio is allowed to be up on the internet. Seems foully transgressive for all potentially involved parties.
I could very well be mistaken (as 90% of the time, I AM), but would an accurate adjective of "simile" be "similish"?
Opinions, please, as I'm now homeschooling my child (who is most definitely NOT doing the best job of raising me), and I would like to structure a lesson plan around it.
Being officially bilingual (English/Gibberish), this lesson plan may fall best under the heading of "Foreign Languages".
Some kind people actually do write to them. But it's not good if they know your address when they get out!
I've been writing to several women in prison for years now.
Bertha, who killed her ex with an axe for leaving the toilet seat up, will be out in January and will be visiting me. Hope I remember to put it down when she's here.
She's really trying hard to change her life and if she had to go back to prison it would be sad..
Well this site is blocked at work but I know I won't be writing anyone that is in prison, I can't afford to get mixed up with one of them and when they get out cause ME to do bad things and I end up in prison then I have to hope there is a website out there just for me.. no this is not a good plan at all.
My grandma wrote to Son of Sam for a long time.
And you only thought I was fucked up.
Oh my lord, I spent way too much time on that site.
to make 'simile' into an adjective, what I'd do is use 'simile-like'. But thats just me.
This is going to sound soo cleshe, "when my ex was in prison for felony assult.." I would recieve letters from him at all times. They have alot of time to manipulate...anyhoo there was this guy that wrote me letter after my ex's transfer and asked that I do something, maybe find out were he was. So I sent him a leter back indicating where he had been transfered and what not with a bundle of stamps (not a good idea. Couple of DAYS pass and I recieve another letter. He just went on about how we could be penpales, how he had six kids, and basically gave me his yahoo profile. I was discusted. PrisonerLife, bullshit....its like a vacation in the basemant with uno and fruit punch. Blah!
I should be expecting a letter back any day now. This is so much better than match.com!!!!
HaHa I don't know what to say. What I really want to know is how they got the photos up? Who did they pose for all pinup-calender like? I have a feeling that's against many rules. I wouldn't do this...and I'm pretty liberal with my associations with prisoners.
I always just go with "metaphorical", even if it's not really
Man, that's pathetic. I have nothing against criminals but...
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