Sep 28, 2005

KoC and squeaky chairs

Let me preface this by stating I know nothing of the Knights of Columbus and they're probably a fine organization. I will haphazardly assume they began as Christian knights who defended Christopher Columbus from all his would-be assailants since the guy was a complete jackass. Anyway, according to the K.o.C. "prayer is the highest expression of one's faith" which implies that lip service is more important than action in expressing true intent. This is but a hop, skip, & jump away from saying blow jobs are more important than true love!

Many men probably echo that last sentiment. Those middle manager suits who talk landscaping, golf, and their kids in the lunch room? Once they step through the door into the lavatory it becomes pure locker room vulgarity. All "bang" this, "ass" that, or some combination of the two. Or it's some guy conducting a business call whilst taking a leak or pinching a loaf. If you're in a conference call and the fellow at the other end apologizes for his seat squeaking, it probably was his 'seat' just not the one with castor wheels.

12 comments:

Omni said...

Faith all too often places form over substance; give me spirituality any day.

Happy and Blue 2 said...

I also know nothing about the Knights of Columbus. Do you think there is a womens equivalent group called the Hoes of Columbus..

Rainypete said...

They're a bunch of blowhards. I prefer the Squires of Magellan.

katie said...

Are these the people that have the little meeting halls with?
If not, what a waste. Why would you want to join?

PBS said...

Euuuww now when I hear background noises while talking to a guy at work, I'm going to wonder. Thanks a lot!

MiCheleLynnX said...

wow Cody! That description fits my ex's father! LMAO

glomgold said...

omni- I quite agree.

hb2- How about 'Hoes of Columbo'? Some kinda granny, Peter Falk fan club.

rp- Yeah. Magellan over Columbus anyday!

echele- I may retract my supposition about their being a 'fine organization'.

cody- I can see you are a huge fan of the KoC. I'll add you to their mailing list. hoohoo!

katie- Yeah, if there's no meeting hall and no big furry hats with moose antlers on them, screw it.

pbs- I am just doing my duty to elucidate you all.

L said...

eeeeeeeewwww!!

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