Mix 1 part grease (organic, not axle) with 2 parts vegetable soup and 2 parts mint hand lotion. If you opt to add a dash of baloney sandwich use 3 parts mint lotion. That should produce the desired sour, acrid B.O. reek. "Enjoy the pleasures of Port Authority without leaving the comforts of your home!"
Jan 27, 2005
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down here it would also require 1 part rancid krispy kreme donought...
I agree urine would be an important component. But why mint hand lotion? I don't understand.
Ho no! How could I neglect to mention the most important ingredient, urine? Actually I was going for the family-friendly recipe; one that kids can try at home without parent supervision (so's that rancid donut could be worth a try). No funny business with my mint lotion comment. I seem to find there's some ingredient in many mint-scented lotions that would lend that just-right, slightly sweet yet somewhat sour pungency that is all the hobo rage. Of course, I've never tried concocting this fragrance so I might be way off.
don't forget the onions and cigarettes
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