It's Fight Night!

Is no one else surprised by how often fights occur as a result of persons trying to force their way into a party where their presence is not wanted? The battle to keep them out, that aspect I understand, but what do those bozos really have to gain if they do manage somehow to bust in? They get to hang out with a bunch of people that don't like them and don't want them there? Wheee!! Are they THAT cheap they'll do anything for free beer? If so I'm sure we can turn this to our country's advantage. Get military propaganda ads going full blast at state universities: "What we initially mistook to be barrels of neurotoxins and WMDs were, in actuality, kegs of Labatt Blue!" or "Dude! Free beer in Iraq!!" with a picture of Uncle Sam wearing one of those helmets with the beer cups on it. With any luck G.W. Bush has already fallen off the wagon and will want to head over there too. C'mon, you know that chucklehead would believe the story in a heartbeat.