Oct 6, 2007

Headlines

We're in scary and confusing times; the newspapers tell us so. And I would find things that much more scary if I saw these headlines:

"Massive lead paint recall: China blamed for too much lead in lead paint"

"Trans-sexual is the new 40: Find out how"

"Ryan Seacrest: the face of a new generation"

"Microsoft buys rights to puppies: How this impacts YOU as dog owner"

"Dane Cook movie breaks all-time box office record"

"Childrens do learn, Bush tells school kids"

4 comments:

Violet said...

I don't understand why any lead paint is used on toys.

Dmonster said...

i hide from the outside world. if i didn't read it, it didn't happen........


..okay, so that didn't really work.

Nigel G Mitchell said...

Some more headlines:

Britney Spears' Top Ten Parenting Tips

Due to High Costs and Little Return, Internet To Be Shut Down Forever

U.S. Driver's License To Be Replaced By Facial Tattoos

Maurice Mitchell said...

The scariest part about those headlines is I'm not 100% sure they're not real.
@violet - It's hard to imagine why indeed
@bo LOL
@monkeymigraine - facial tatoos LOL