Flipped open the sports section today to see a new ad sprinkled in amongst the usual suspects of strip clubs & limpdick meds (the truck & beer ads are saved for TV): "Male Chest Reduction Surgery". Wow. You fat fucks.
Let's get something straight here; it's Male Boob Reduction. All guys, excepting perhaps Michael Clarke Duncan & Bolo, want bigger chests. Otherwise there wouldn't be all these barrel-chested Paul Bunyan-y legends in books & pro wrestling on TV. Let's also not overlook the fact this is the SPORTS SECTION. Go out and play some fucking sports!!
Oct 17, 2007
manziere
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I wish the sports section in our newspapers was so interesting!
If the guys with man-boobs are gonna play sports, they're gonna need sports bras. A whole new market! Wanna partner?
lol, 'les becker,' I was just gonna mention that... "Sports bras for MEN. No more discomforting jiggling when playing ball!" LOL
Good point. Best method of male chest reduction is push-ups.
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