One day my blog will be scratch 'n sniff. Won't that be joyous? It'll coincide with my anticipated "public toilet reviews". Speaking of which I watched a History Channel show about space toilets (check out the video!) Crazy technologies involved and this doesn't even mention the future space station commodes that'll use teflon lined bags that are permeable to air but not solids nor liquids!

Cereal Review: Puffins (please clear your mind of the aforementioned section)
Barbara's Bakery Puffins cereal. Higher fiber, cinnamon flavored corn puffs (clever!). Tasty & wheat free for all you with "adverse reactions involving immunoglobulin E (IgE) antibodies to one or more protein fractions of wheat, including albumin, globulin, gliadin and glutenin (gluten)". That's gotta really suck; I've noticed they sneak wheat into everything. Anyway, buy this cereal because the company donates money towards endangered puffin populations. For those who need a refresher course, those are the clown-faced, flying penguiny looking birds. This fellow is an extremely rare puffin breed whose entire lower body has evolved to camouflage itself as an elderly white European lady! Unfathomable! I don't know how he flies.