W is a magician!

Did you know George W. Bush can make his neck disappear just by putting on a suit? Imagine! Maybe Kerry can learn this trick for his chin (though his is not so much Kyle MacLachlan chin as it is Jay Leno chin). By the way, I hope everyone got a chance to watch the presidential debates. If you didn't you missed some good stuff. There wasn't any "they hate freedom. They love...terror" type quotes but was so cute the way George W. tried to say Berlusconi. Such a biiiggg worrrdd. He deserved a gold sticker. Let's hope Cheney gave him one and a pack of Fun Fruits® too after it was over.