Feb 22, 2006

a suggestion

My advice to anyone who's on the verge of snapping and shooting up a bunch of people: gun down a corporate boardroom or something instead of your fellow wage-slaves. Jeez. You might even qualify for vigilante status rather than just "pure wacko on page 23 of the newspaper".

8 comments:

portuguesa nova said...

Best idea I've heard all day.

In fact, I just finished watching the Enron documentary and those guys, minus the one who offed himself, haven't a scratch on their pretty little faces.

Anonymous said...

i wouldn't say pretty....

boudica of suburbia said...

don't speak too soon.

Violet said...

but don't those boardrooms have bullet-proof glass, while the plebs working together with little more than flimsy cubicle walls between them?

Sara said...

probably Violet is unfortunately correct on that one. nevertheless, spread the word. it couldn't hurt.

PBS said...

That's great advice!

Nigel G Mitchell said...

If only...watch "Fun With Dick and Jane." It's very therapeutic if you've been upset by the Enron scanal.

Nigel G Mitchell said...

That's probably why executives always get the office with the windows, so they can jump out at the first sign of trouble.