I bless the rains down in africa

Came across this in the online dictionary:
in toto (adv.) = in total. One uses this when trying to trick ladies into thinking one's Jeff Porcaro. Ex.>Hey baby. For me, in toto, my favorite song's 'Africa'. Horny? Let's go for a roll in the hay.

Seinfeld Snippets
JERRY: So, Ceausescu. He must've been some dictator.
KATYA: Oh yes. He was not shy about dictating.
JERRY: He, uh, he must've been dictating first thing in the morning. "I want a
cup of coffee and a MUFFIN!!"

Cereal Review: Life
Quaker's Life cereal in Honey Graham, Cinnamon, & regular flavors. Chex-like in texture and shape. They look like they should taste better than they do. In the 60's Milton Bradley created The Game of Life^†. On the cover was Art Linkletter (of Kids Say the Darndest Things fame) stating he, "heartily endorsed this game". I do not feel Mr. Linkletter would heartily endorse this cereal, but it's not bad.
†_{don't buy the auto insurance; it's a scam!}

Blogs I've finally gotten around to adding:
Fellow cereal-head Cereal Jones at The Cereal World.
Also hear Allison at Lake Allison expound on rabies, the plague, & other assorted goodies.