rumblings

...meanwhile, deep within the bowels of Skywalker Ranch studio...

George Lucas: "Underling! Get me LDP on the phone."
lackey: "LDP, sir?"
GL: "Lou Diamond Phillips, voice actor extraordinaire. He shall be doing voiceover work for the next DVD release of Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedi"
lackey: "which characters will he be dubbing over sir?"
GL: "ALL of them. Except for Jar Jar Binks"
lackey: "Jar Jar? But he isn't in any of the first 3..."
GL: "mwaahh ha ha ha ha ha haaa!!!!"
lackey: "Gadzoooks!!!"
(laughter, screams, echoes fade into darkness...)