Dec 14, 2004

How to ruin a serene evening

You know a good way to taint a nice quiet night of star-gazing, searching skyward for meteorites? How about some neighbors' ridiculously loud and shrill dogs barking incessantly? The only saving grace probably will be if these mutts attack a child and then are sentenced to death by some local judge. But boyo wouldn't that be a treat! Bad dogs killed AND annoying kid injured, culling the human and canine flocks in tandem! The possibility dizzies me with rapture...

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