This post is dedicated to the nation's police officers. Specifically the fucking jerkoff and his cocksucking partner who issued me a summons for rolling through the stop sign of a supermarket parking lot at 11:30pm on a sunday night. Thanks you chodes! Well, I'm sure you guys will be there when there's major trouble or at least when there's guys smoking dope/drunk/on the phone & swerving all over the roads. Wait, no. I've yet to ever see that actually. Since this is the 'burbs you don't pull anyone over unless they're Black. Or unless it's late night and you're upset at yourselves again for not having the guts to join the military and thus take it out on a poor ol' Chinese guy who just wanted to buy a bottle of orange-glo cleanser (and who didn't even find it). My next positive experience with a cop will be my first.
So, this next paycheck of mine goes out to you, you corrupt bastards. And to my soon to be increased auto insurance premiums. Rot in hell you useless scum. I salute you. Fuck off! Big time.
Mar 27, 2006
the boys in blue
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9 comments:
haha, that was awesome! congrats!
Oh so sorry! Cops are pigs in California ya know...there is a distinct odor of pork on any given day.
Hmmm, I get to ride in a squad car on an overnight shift. Wonder what I'll witness....
I think the real story here is what made you need orange glo cleaner at 11:30 on a sunday night...
You've got to love the fact that they are keeping America's empty night-time parking lots safe from those rolling menaces like that. Reduces the number of targets for the drunk drivers to hit.
That's got to be the most trivial offence ever ticketed. What the hell did you do to the karmic forces to deserve getting the greasy fist from the long arm of the law?
katie, sometimes a fellow just needs some orange-peel based cleaning product. Time of day be damned.
i once got pulled over for making "a suspicious left turn".
wait, now i'm gonna have to compile a blog post of all the stupid things i've been pulled over for.
and you know my opinion on car insurance.
they never seem to be going after the real criminals...
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