What a glorious time for us men to be alive. Not only did L show us many months ago that we're smarter than women (based off of skewed research provided by men) but there is a plethora of bald-headed celebs whom we can idolize too should we be of the follicly-challenged ilk.
This was not always the case. Why even in the last few decades there were scant few chromedomes one could admire. The choices were basically Telly Savalas, Ernst Blofeld, Destro, or that 'ha ha ha, 7-Up' guy. Why, in the 80's if a fellow didn't wear lots of makeup, get a perm, and "grow (his) hair to the sky", as stated in Cinderella's Gypsy Road, he wasn't a man! Not so now.
Lastly, I bet all those impotent dudes who've been hiding in caves for the past half century are now rejoicing. Not only has their condition's name been softened (hoo!) to 'E.D. ie. erectile dysfunction' but every other ad in the US is some sort of pill that treats it. Now is the era. The era for bald, impotent men. Just look at our VP! Actually I think I'd prefer Ernst as our leader.
Song of the week: "Treat Her Like a Prostitute" by Slick Rick. Oh don't worry, if anyone gets treated like a prostitute around here it's me, by corporate america. The "invisible hand of Capitalism" reams me a new one daily, and for a mere pittance.
Mar 20, 2006
The age of Man
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7 comments:
bald and impotent? But doesn't the hype say that bald men are morepotent?
Not that I know first hand...
As long as they are nice.
Prostitution? Hey, at least you're getting paid... DAmn. Guess that kinda makes me a SLUT, dudn't it?
Slick Rick, eh?
La di da di, we like to party.
We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody.
thats my piece.
xxB
Yeah, the Vice-President has raised the bar for everybody. He even represents the "shooting somebody and getting away with it" crowd. Yes, I'm willing to stoop to that level for a cheap gag.
"His condition has been upgraded from stable to stable but still shot in the face by the Vice-President."
-The Daily Show
I've read some studies that showed bald men have more testosterone, but that might not be true. Studies can "show" most anything the sponsoring (usually drug) company wants them to prove!
Dear Sir,
We object to your portrayal of corporate America. We don't "ream" anybody.
Signed,
Kenneth Lay and Jeff Skilling
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