cheap bastard

Call me frugal, thrifty, a cheapskate, miser, skinflint, scrooge*, niggard, coupon clipper, tightwad, pennypincher, whatever, but $2.70 for a 1 lb. container of mediocre brand cottage cheese is bonkers. Actually don't call me 'skinflint' cuz that sounds too much like 'skinflute'.
*_{The real Flintheart Glomgold would never allow himself to be called Scrooge (McDuck).}

Brainstorm 2k6:
Remember those temperature-sensitive, color-changing t-shirts (Hypercolor™)?Why the hell doesn't Hasbro license a company to produce Transformer logoed t-shirts where the autobot/decepticon sign would change color? It'd be like walking around with your very own rub-off sign^© on your chest. That's pure gold baby!