If I could put a grossly negligent children's product on the market for the holiday season, it would be something called Jiggle Bee™. He would be "...the worst holiday toy of the season" according to moms.com. Chock full of deliciously sweet lead paint, date-rape drugs, and would utter an annoying incessant catchphrase. Nobody steal my idea!!!
Nov 27, 2007
Kids tell your folks: "Gotta gits me, gotta gits me, that good ol' Jiggle Bee™!"
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I love Jiggle Bee! He made me kill Jimmy Kimmel.
Oooooh, very nice. Can you make it have the really high-pitched buzzer sort of voice, too? And maybe it could be honey scented? With toxic chemical scent, of course.
I'm swearing off drinks with bees in 'em.
haha, I like how the "moms" said "hands down."
I hate bees. Nevermind the fact that the design and function(??? are horrible. What kind of normal kid would want a BEE toy anyway??
Add a poison-filled stinger and I'm there.
Sounds like the new Elmo. Hope you got some nice(r) gifts for Christmas!
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