Jul 23, 2006

Mr. Obvious Humor (this one's for you, David Cross & Jay Leno!)

Video card is on the fritz so I'll keep this short
My new high fiber, flax, & lactose diet is really paying dividends!
I just referred to "poop" as "dividends".
I'm not ready to write all these "tasty nuggets" during work hours. Maybe once I'm acclimated. The wrong first impression would leave a "real stain" on my reputation. This chocolate milk needs another "Hershey squirt" in it.

7 comments:

sumo said...

Laughing to hard to respond...

Anonymous said...

Does the new diet come with a box of toilet paper..

L said...

eeeewww!

Rainypete said...

If you eat too much fiber do your "dividends" come with little sweaters on?

Violet said...

And I thought toilet humour was the preserve of the British...

Prego said...

I prefer 'brown trout', myself.

By the way, those music links seem to be working today, if you wanted to give it another shot.

Four Play.

PBS said...

EEEEWWWW, but glad your diet is working for you!