Jul 18, 2006

childhood aspirations

Do kids actually say to themselves, "when I grow up I wanna be paparazzo"? These paparazzi swarm like roaches. Where do they come from?

11 comments:

Dmonster said...

When I grow up, I want to become the best stalker in the world!


Maybe it's a last resort for job hunting.

Anonymous said...

I think they probably start off as bloggers. They get a really long lens and start taking photos of perfectly normal people, and then point out one odd thing about them, like their pants sticking up their butt. They're a sorry bunch.

katie said...

I bet they probably make tons of money, but they probably wanted to be famous photographers. Sad really.

Violet said...

they creep up from under the floorboards, especially in damp houses. Oh wait - that's real roaches.

Anonymous said...

I think they were just the last kids to talk to the guidance councillor at school and all the cool jobs were taken..

PBS said...

No, they probably wanted to be the STAR when they grew up. They fail and then take out their frustrations (and earn money) by photographing and stalking the successful people.

L said...

they really qualify as stalkers...

sumo said...

Uhhhhh...no!

Rainypete said...

Sure they do! My guidance cousellor suggersted therapy but I knew better. He won't tell anyone else to seek help.....hehehe.

Prego said...

Photography 101 and Abnormal Psychology.

Nigel G Mitchell said...

They start out as regular photographers, then sell their souls to the Devil in exchange for a picture of Angelina Jolie bending over.