Godhaswheels' Story Hour

^{(where ribald tales are picked up midstream leaving readers in the lurch)}
Not since The Great Debauchery & Subsequent Hangings at East Hemblington of Thaddeus the Hairy-Tongued, so called for his hairy-tongue, & Gilchrest the Unwise, whose most hirsute glossa would surely have deserved him the aforementioned title had it not already been taken by Thaddeus (for which Gilchrest thusly bedgrudged him ever-so imperceptibly), whereupon was declared the now-famed axiom, "aye goode meade noht unlyke sexualle proclivities, must certainly bee enjoyed bothe warme and wyth aye goat"...