I've been told to do that today.
That means the zombies are coming and I'm holed up in a Costco blogging about it. If you're looking for me, I'll be decked out in heavy Carhardt clothes from head to toe & steel-toe workboots. I've raided the appropriate sections and am stocked up on beef jerky, energy bars, water, & a hand-cranked radio/flashlight. Axe, some hunting knives (& a machete would be nice) for the zombies and a police baton & a couple guns for the people who'll be losing their shit and trying to take me out. I think I'm ready for this!
Jun 13, 2007
Blog Like It's The End Of The World
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Huh? There must've been a bit too much sugar in your cereal this morning.
They aren't headed north are they?? If they're headed up to Canuckia here I'd like to know so I can get to a mall as fast as I can.
Steal lots of water too.
Jerky and energy bars can both be kinda dry.
what a coincidence! I've been watching zombie movies!
You need to add a silver helmet to your uniform.
Chainsaw's your best bet!
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