I've been hankering for it but it's certainly not worth dying from dysentery over due to E. Coli poisoning. Developing a resistance to E. Coli would be one of the most useless bodily victories. It just means you'd be able to consume high quantities of human feces without deathly repercussions. C'mon! You can do better than that.
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7 comments:
Dysentery is the bodies way of jump starting our Christmas diets..
If you eat at Taco Bell regularly, you're probably already immune. Your stomach is lined with endoskeletal lead armor, evidently.
Last time I went to Taco Bell, I found two pieces of corn in my bean burrito. That doesn't sound too dastardly, but it was the kind of corn that animals eat, you know, the giant kernal, all-dried-out kind. Why? Feed corn is cheaper than beans?
Au contraire, glomgold - it would enable you to eat badly-barbequed food without fear.
And suzi - I think it means you'd just found something that left a farm animal's alimentary tract.
I've never been to Taco Bell, and I think I'm gonna keep it that way. Makes the place more mysterious you know.. and also keeps my stomach safe.
I'm absolutely positive that corn story ruined my life.
I don't think people that eat Taco Bell have to worry about disease. The cholesterol is likely going to get them first.
I'll never look at corn nuts the same way either.
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