Happy Halloween!

"If you focus on the finger, you'll miss all that heavenly glory".
(Just kidding, I'm not dressed up as Bruce.)

Still waitin' for 2 things...

to flood us consumers: chocolate mint flavored M&M's and chocolate cola. Spell it Choklit if you want, you Marketing Slime, but get it out there. It's gold I tell you!!
Going into a Panera is like stepping foot into a businessperson's convention. Sheesh. The food might not be tasty enough to offset this. And the "reduced sugar Asian sesame vinaigrette" tastes remarkably like "reduced sugar via added artificial sweetener Asian sesame vinaigrette" but I guess that name's too long.
Lookit me, I'm freakin' prolific these days! Easy when one writes pure nonsense.

New nickels? Why?!

For whatever reason the US Mint is crankin' out new nickels. And if you thought Jefferson looked ugly on 2005's "bighead profile version" wait'll you see this year's. He's an abomination of nature! Don't stare too closely or you'll turn to stone. It almost makes you feel uneasy carrying this thing in your pocket and it's so hideous I bet the coin instantly depreciates below it's 5¢ worth.

Sabor Latino

La Yogurt now offers horchata flavor!! Sweet heaven! La Yogurt, that is why I love you so. Oh, and also for your strawberry fruit cup & piña colada.

Halloween means it's Count Chocula time and I'm on a cereal-consuming rampage. Hide the women and children.

Ladies, a warning:

(fellows, you should already know this). Many office men do not wash up after 'conducting their business', numbers 1 or 2. Be wary of that pat on the back or handshake! God, I hope it's not the same with both genders. Someone please give me some insider info!