I am so freakin' excited

Not for this salad, though it should be quite tasty. No, because
finally, FINALLY!, after years of waiting, I have begun to see corn-based plastics on the store shelves. I figured the oil & oil-based plastic lobbyists would never let this day come to pass. Maybe there is some hope for us after all. Plus, plant-based detergents are now easier to buy and not that expensive either! Imagine.

Imagine back to the horror

adolescents with the initials S.T.D. felt when they learned Venereal Diseases (VD's) were renamed Sexually Transmitted Diseases. On the other hand, the Vinnie D'angelo's & Valerie Davis' must've been ecstatic.

Addendum: Worth watching if you get a chance. USS VD: Ship of Shame. Remember folks, aspirin won't stop the Clap!

a boob and a nipple